- Вчера был вторник, завтра - среда. Что же сегодня?? (вопрос пьяницы после грандиозной попойки).
Вот и мы имеем возможность проверить себя, какой же сегодня всё-таки день? Если на большинство вопросов "в ответ - тишина" - нам стоит задуматься ;)
Signs That You're A Drunk:
- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
- You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
- Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.
- Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
- The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
- You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case Coincidence?!?!?
- Two hands and just one mouth now THAT'S a drinking problem.
- Every woman you see has an exact twin.
- You fall off the floor
- Hey, 5 beers have just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
- Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
- Every night you're beginning to find your neighbors cat more and more attractive
- I'm not drunk you're just sober!!
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You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.
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Roseanne looks good
- You don't recognize your wife unless seen from the bottom of a glass.
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